CARTOON CONSPIRACY: SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
*Warning*
This article might just ruin your childhood. If cartoon conspiracies aren’t for you, I suggest you read another article.
If you are into cartoons, then this article is especially for you. Today I am going to tell you all the different types of cartoon theories that have been confirmed to be true. First is Spongebob. Many people love spongebob, but have you really found the show to be kind of dumb, or didn’t make sense? Well of course, because in real life, fish, sponges, crabs, lobsters, stars, squids etc. do not speak. Well it has been confirmed the reason why all of those underwater objects speak. They say it is because of a nuclear radiation that took place, that allowed them speak. The setting of Spongebob actually is a real place. An atoll, which is located in the Martial Islands. In the late 1940’s the government set off many nuclearS and bombs landed in every where including Enewetak, Rongerik, and Bikini Atoll . Also, this is the most important part of this story, a nuclear bomb actually landed underwater. So the nuclear radiation affected the brains of the undersea creatures, making them able to play clarinets, open restaurants, and sing.
~Staten McKellum
Katie Clardy • Apr 10, 2015 at 7:48 am
That’s really cool! Just make sure to make your title all capitalized 🙂
Molly Pinkstaff <3 • Apr 9, 2015 at 4:06 pm
This is awesome!